Happy Government Shutdown everyone!!!
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
I’m feelin’ this
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
i really want a job where i can get paid for doing nothing
As the shut down looms closer the roads start to crack and crumble. Los Angeles doesn’t notice.
Red Foreman is my spirit animal.